Domestic God

I am the Eater of Old Food (except fish)
The Shopper of Grocery Sales
The Decider of Voting

I am the Insect Remover (except bees)
I am the Chooser of Music and Video
I am the Driver of Vehicles, both night and day

I am the Master of Arithmetic
Controller of the Remote
He Who Goes Into Dark Places First

I am the Pillager of Time
The Slipper-Inner of One More Thing
He Who Moans For No Reason

Obey Me